Here are some tips on protecting yourself in the cinema:

“Do not attend the first screening of any movies in the cinema. By the first screening, I mean the first time the movie is shown in that particular cinema. What’s the reason?
“The first screening is meant for the ‘special visitors’. However, if you insist on going, then sit somewhere in the middle. The first and last rows are reserved for ‘them’. Be warned….
“Ever notice the last row in your local Cineplex is always vacant? Now you know ‘who’ reserves the seats.”